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Amber Rhodes “Ramberbo” (Portlander) –

  

I was not a fan, although I did not expect much. I knew going into it that the movie would ne campy and corny to say the least but watching the trailer, I expected a little better acting. The movie might be one to watch when you have had something to drink and you are with friends that can laugh over the horrible plot holes and script. It is not worth the time or money if you are trying to find a good movie for a night in. The boys were hot…but be forewarned there is some fully erect penis action that was unnecessary.

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Not awfull, but i didn’t know that vampires can’t use contractions. That’s right, the main vampire can’t use contractions. Why, I don’t know. It might just be bad acting.

I blame it on the studio that made this film. It’s less than B grade, but still has a few good moments. Very few. My favorite is the full front body pan of a realy hunky straight boy that lasts less than five seconds.

Bottom line: If your drunk or stoned it’s more fun than re-runs of ‘Cops’, but that about it.

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